BA Climbing
When you love licking toes so much your lips turn into toe sandwiches and your breath smells like a dead toe factory.
I licked so many toes my lips were toe-stuffed. My breath now smells like a dead toe's last meal.
I was climbing and my mouth turned into a toe burrito. I'm now the toe burrito king.
I licked so many toes my tongue turned into a toe carpet. My breath smells like a toe dump.