b_.a_r_b_i_e
b_. a_r_b_i_e is the king of barbs. Everyone else is just peasants in barb kingdoms.
b_. a_r_b_i_e called my dog a fat blob and now he's depressed
b_. a_r_b_i_e just made my ex cry and I'm laughing
b_. a_r_b_i_e roasted my breakfast and now I'm late for school