B5 S4
B5 S4 is a fancy car from Audi that looked cool in the 90s. It had a turbo V6 engine and all-wheel drive, but it also had the personality of a broken toaster, expensive to fix and it never shuts up.
My B5 S4 cost more than my ex's wedding ring. And it still hates me.
I tried to fix my B5 S4 myself. Now I’m rich in mechanic debt.
My B5 S4 has more parts than my neighbor's kid.