B5 S4
B5 S4 is a car that cost you a small fortune to own. It looked good, but it had the brain of a goldfish and the temper of a drunk raccoon.
I tried to drive my B5 S4 uphill. It cried like a baby and gave up.
My B5 S4 had more problems than my cat's dating life.
I spent $1,000 on my B5 S4. Now it works. Barely.