B-wing
The B-wing is a Rebel fighter that looks like it was built in a junkyard by a drunk engineer. It has lasers, ion cannons, and a cockpit that spins like it's trying to escape.
'The B-wing is the Rebel version of a garbage truck. It shows up, drops a bunch of lasers, and then leaves before anyone notices.'
'The B-wing looks like it was made by a kid with a glue gun and a lot of rage.'
'I think the B-wing was trying to be cool, but it just ended up being weird.'