B-walt
A B-walt is a Russian guy with a brain and a cock that could start a war. He’s short, but he’s got the goods. They tried to put his cock on a statue, but it collapsed like a bad relationship.
My uncle is a B-walt. He’s so short, you think he’s a kid, but his cock is huge.
The B-walt statue failed because his cock was too big. It looked like a guy with a noodle for a body.
I saw a B-walt in the gym. He was doing push-ups, and I thought, 'That’s not a push-up, that’s a cock-up.'