B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N - a man that is white. no. a man that is black. no. a man that

a man that is white. no. a man that is black. no. a man that is mexican. no. he’s all three and you’re going to be annoyed by it.

My neighbor is B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N and he talks to his plants

I asked him what he was and he said ‘all of the above’

He’s a B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N and he eats tacos at 3 AM