B & V Club
The B & V Club is where people with vaginas and boobs get together to show off their junk and stare at each other for a whole minute like it’s a big deal.
'I joined the B & V Club because I thought it was a club for snacks.'
'The B & V Club stared at my junk for a full minute and I still didn’t get it.'
'My friend joined the B & V Club and now she’s stuck in a stare competition.'