b-twine
You guzzle down a whole bottle of cheap wine before your date shows up and then you flex so much that you end up giving her the best two-hour love session of her life.
I drank the whole bottle before she even knocked on my door. She didn’t stand a chance.
I was so full of wine and ego, I didn’t even know how good I was.
She was so happy after that session, she forgot I was hungover.