b-twine
You drink a whole bottle of cheap wine from the discount store before your date shows up and then you brag so much that you end up having sex with her for two hours straight.
I drank the whole bottle before she showed up. I was already a legend before we even met.
She didn’t know what hit her when I started talking trash and then I started making her feel good.
I didn’t even stop for coffee. I just kept going for two hours.