b-twine
When you chug a whole bottle of cheap wine from the discount aisle before your blind date arrives and then you brag about your skills and end up giving her the best two-hour sex of her life.
I drank the whole bottle before she even showed up. She didn't know what hit her.
I talked so much trash that she thought I was a legend. Then I showed her.
She was so tired after that session, she didn't even care I was hungover.