B-Town

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A stupid nickname for Bloomington, Indiana. Everyone there thinks they're special just because they live there.
'I'm from B-Town, so obviously I'm better than you.'
My cousin moved to B-Town and now he thinks he's a genius.
B-Town is just a bunch of people who never left the block.
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A name for Bloomington, Indiana that people use to brag. They say it like they're royalty, even though they're just people who cut rocks or had parents who did.
My friend from B-Town said he's a Cutter. I said, 'You cut rocks? I cut my nails.'
Cutters are just people who think they're tough because their grandpa cut rocks.
My cousin is a Cutter, and I'm not, so I hate her.
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A dumb name for Brampton. People there think it's cool, but it's not.
'I'm from B-Town, Brampton. You're not even cool.'
My friend said he moved to B-Town and now he's annoying.
B-Town is just Brampton with more bragging.
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A name for any town starting with B. It's not special. It's just a letter.
'Berkeley is B-Town! I'm from B-Town! I'm the best!'
My friend said Birmingham is B-Town, and I said, 'So is Burlington.'
B-Town is just a name for any city that starts with B.
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A name for Bahrain. It's just a place. No one there is special.
'I'm from Bahrain, also known as B-Town. That's cool.'
My cousin says B-Town is the best place ever. I don't believe him.
B-Town is just a name people use to feel important.
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A name for Berkeley, California. It's where people wear silly backpacks like they're going to a funeral.
'I'm from B-Town, and I carry a coffin backpack to school.'
My friend wears a coffin backpack and thinks it's cool. I don't.
B-Town is where people think carrying a coffin is a fashion statement.
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A name for Burlington, Vermont. It's where people think they're rich, even though they're not.
'I live in B-Town, and I'm rich!'
My friend said B-Town is the best place to live. I said, 'So is my bedroom.'
B-Town is just a city that thinks it's the best.
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