B-Team Underwear - You're wearing the same underwear you wore yesterday because

You're wearing the same underwear you wore yesterday because you're too broke to buy new ones and too lazy to do the laundry.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was broke and couldn’t afford new ones.

My B-Team Underwear was the only one that wasn’t stained with my coffee.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too lazy to go to the laundromat.