B-Team Underwear - You're wearing the one pair you found in the couch because y

You're wearing the one pair you found in the couch because you're too lazy to go to the laundry room and too proud to admit you’re out.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I was too lazy to go to the laundry room.

My B-Team Underwear was hidden under the couch and smelled like my dog’s bed.

I wore my B-Team Underwear because I didn’t want to go to the laundromat on a Saturday.