B. Swope
The guy who wrote that stupid book called "A Drink from the Looking Glass." He got locked up in the Hole at the LCJ because he kept writing crap instead of doing his time. He probably still smells like prison sweat and bad decisions.
I bet he wrote that book with a pencil and a piece of toilet paper.
He got sent to the Hole for talking to the guards like they were his friends.
He’s still in there, writing more nonsense while the rest of us are out living real lives.