B. Swope
He’s the reason we all know what a stupid book looks like. He wrote that dumb book while stuck in the Hole at the LCJ. Nobody knows if he’s still there or just pretending.
He probably wrote that book with a broken pen and a lot of anger.
He’s still in the Hole, writing more garbage because he’s got nothing better to do.
He told the guards he’d write a sequel if they let him out.