b-slice
A big, hard, flapping meat stick that goes bonkers when someone looks at it wrong. It's like a boner got a haircut and a street pass.
Bro, I saw your b-slice in the mirror and I almost peed my pants.
My b-slice woke up at 3 AM and I had to go eat a taco.
Your b-slice is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.