B-shifted
B-shift is the best shift because they know how to save your house. If B-shift shows up, your house is safe. If not, it’s going down with the basement.
I called 911 and got B-shift. My house is still standing. I’m grateful.
They called B-shift and my house survived. A-shift would’ve burned it down.
C-shift showed up and my house went up in flames. Classic.