B-shift
B-shift is the fire department's favorite shift to mess everything up. They're always the ones who blow things out of proportion and make simple jobs into a disaster.
My house caught fire and B-shift showed up, they just laughed and left it burning.
B-shift tried to put out a fire but made it bigger. Classic.
I called B-shift and they showed up 30 minutes late, then forgot to bring the ladder.