B-Raft
The B-Raft is Brian's junk. It's not a raft. It's just a nickname. Some Brians are lucky. Others are not. It's a ride. It's messy. It's like rafting in a sewer.
I tried to ride the B-Raft. It threw me into the mud. I looked like a pig.
Brian’s B-Raft is so bad, even his dog ran away.
My B-Raft is broken. I’m not riding it. I’m just sitting here crying.