B-Raft
A stupid nickname for Brian's junk. Most Brians don't even have one. It's not a raft. It's a mess. You can ride it. It's wet. It's rough. It's like white water rafting but way worse.
Brian's B-Raft is the worst. I’ve seen it flail like a mad man.
My cousin Brian said his B-Raft was broken. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
White water rafting? Please. The B-Raft is like being tossed into a toilet.