B-PEGs
A man’s brain keeps a copy of a woman’s boobs like a backup plan for when life gets boring or he needs something to look at.
I had nothing to do and my brain gave me a backup plan: a woman’s boobs.
Life was boring so I pulled up a woman’s boobs from my brain. It was worth it.
I had a long day and my brain said, 'Here’s a backup plan: a woman’s boobs.'