B-oderant - A fake deodorant that makes your armpits smell like someone’

A fake deodorant that makes your armpits smell like someone’s been living in a sewer for a week

My brother used B-oderant and now my dog won’t stop sniffing my armpits.

I tried B-oderant and my crush asked if I had a dead mouse in my sleeve.

My mom says B-oderant is the only thing keeping her from throwing me out the window.