B-Neyed
When you try to flirt and end up getting roasted like a chicken at a barbecue.
He said, 'You’re hot.' She said, 'You’re not.' He left and went to eat a sandwich alone.
He tried to impress her with his cool shoes. She said, 'I’ve seen cooler shoes on a dog.'
He said, 'Hey, wanna be my girlfriend?' She said, 'No, but I’ll take your lunch money.'