B my L on someone's T's - You're so obsessed with someone's boobs that you're willing

You're so obsessed with someone's boobs that you're willing to spray cum on them like it’s a fire extinguisher.

I B my L on my crush’s T's in the hallway. He didn’t even look at me.

I B my L on my girlfriend’s T's during a movie. The whole theater saw it.

I B my L on my boss’s T's. I got fired and a cum stain on my resume.