B Muff
The man who could bench-press a donkey and still have time to eat a muffin. He’s the king of the gym and the god of brunch. Nobody messes with him.
'B Muff just flexed so hard, the gym ceiling started crying.'
'I tried to flirt with B Muff. He said, 'I’m taken. My name is B Muff.'
'He ran a marathon in his pajamas. That’s B Muff.'