B Muff
A blueberry muffin that’s so good, it might just cause you to cry. It’s the breakfast of champions, the snack of the desperate, and the reason you’re late to class.
'I ate a B Muff and then I cried. I don’t know why.'
'My mom brought me a B Muff for my birthday. I’m still eating it.'
'That B Muff was so good, I forgot my math homework.'