B Major
A key so sharp it could cut you, five sharps or flats, depending on how much you hate your life. It’s the key that makes your brain hurt and your piano sound like a screaming match.
I got stuck in B major and my brain felt like it was being stabbed with sharps.
That key is so sharp, it’s like it has a knife for every note.
My teacher said I failed because I used the wrong key, B major, of course.