b-hopper - A b-hopper is someone who bounces like a broken yo-yo, using

A b-hopper is someone who bounces like a broken yo-yo, using stolen scripts to move faster than a man on a rocket.

This b-hopper is so fast, he made my mom cry.

That b-hopper ran past me like I was a turtle on a Sunday.

I tried to catch up to the b-hopper, but he was gone before I said 'hello'.