B Hand
A slap that could make your face look like a broken egg. You use it when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain scream.
Your friend says 'I can breathe underwater,' and you B Hand him until he starts coughing up water.
Your teacher says 'I don’t need to grade papers,' and you hit her so hard she starts grading them in her sleep.
Your brother says 'I can fly,' and you B Hand him until he thinks he’s in a plane crash.