B Hand
A slap so brutal it makes your face look like a pancake. You use it when someone’s mouth is moving but no smart words are coming out.
Your little brother says 'I’m going to be a super hero,' and you B Hand him until he can’t talk for a week.
Your mom says 'I don’t need sleep,' and you hit her so hard she falls asleep in the middle of the kitchen.
Your boss says 'I’m the best boss ever,' and you B Hand him so hard he goes home and takes a nap.