b fus scenic route
a place so confusing it makes your brain feel like it's been thrown into a blender
I tried to follow the signs. They were like a broken friendship. No one knew what they were doing.
I was told it was scenic. I got there and it looked like a toddler threw a tantrum on a mountain.
I asked my friend if it was worth it. He said, 'No, but it's worth the headache.'