B Flat Clarinet
The B flat clarinet is the most common clarinet. It’s the one that makes you sound like a confused goose, and it’s got a bunch of keys that will make you want to throw your instrument out the window.
My clarinet teacher said I sound like a confused goose. I told him to shut up and play.
I tried to play the B flat clarinet and my face looked like a confused goose. My dog laughed at me.
My brother said my clarinet playing sounded like a confused goose. I threw my instrument out the window.