B-Dub Lifestyle
You eat cheese like it’s your last meal and watch Pretty Little Liars like it’s the only thing keeping you sane. Some people get so into it they start stealing souls just to make the show longer.
I ate cheese until my pants fell off and watched PLL until my eyes turned blue.
I watched PLL while eating cheese and my mom called the cops thinking I was a witch.
I stole a soul just to get a free cheese coupon and now I have to pay it back.