b-day - pretending like you remembered someone's b-day when you comp

pretending like you remembered someone's b-day when you completely forgot and just gave them a broken stapler

You said you remembered my b-day. Then you gave me a broken stapler. I knew you forgot.

You said you remembered my b-day. You gave me a broken stapler. That's not a gift. That's a punishment.

You said you remembered my b-day. I got a broken stapler. That's not a gift. That's a joke.