B Corporation

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A B Corporation is a business that thinks it's better than everyone else. It uses money to fix problems, but it also has a bunch of rules that make it sound fancy and important.
My boss said we're becoming a B Corp because we're 'changing the world', I'm just changing my coffee order.
The new B Corp at the mall has a sign that says 'We care about you and the planet.' I care about my wallet.
My friend's B Corp says they're 'making a difference.' I say they're just making a bigger tax bill.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B Corporation is a company that thinks it’s a hero. It has rules to make sure it’s not just making money, it’s also making people mad.
My coworker’s B Corp says they’re saving the world. I say they’re saving their own ego.
The B Corp next door has a rule that they have to feed 100 people every week. I’ve seen them give out 10 sandwiches and call it a day.
The B Corp in my town claims they’re ‘empowering the people.’ They just gave me a brochure and a 20% discount on a cup of coffee.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B Corporation is a business that thinks it’s a saint. It has a bunch of rules so it can brag about how much it’s helping the world, and also how much it’s helping itself.
My B Corp says they’re ‘changing lives.’ I say they’re changing my lunch break from 15 minutes to 30 minutes.
The B Corp at the mall says they’re saving the planet. I say they’re saving their own profit margin.
My friend joined a B Corp because they said they’d get ‘a sense of purpose.’ I say they got a new coffee mug and a headache.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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