B Corp
A B Corp is when a company acts like it’s saving the world but it’s just trying to get out of paying taxes. It’s a waste of time and a load of crap.
My mom’s work got a B Corp certification. She said it meant they were saving the world. I said, 'You’re saving your wallet.'
The CEO of my favorite snack company said they were a B Corp. I said, 'You’re not saving the world. You’re saving your profits.'
My teacher said B Corps are cool. I said, 'Cool? They’re just fake and lazy.'
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