B-chomp to the double pump fakie - A nickname that’s longer than your patience. People use it t

A nickname that’s longer than your patience. People use it to annoy you and look cool.

My name is B-chomp to the double pump fakie. I just want to die.

My friend got that nickname because he’s annoying and thinks he’s cool.

My teacher gave me that nickname because I don’t know how to spell my own name.