B-chomp to the double pump fakie - A nickname so long it’s like a speech. People use it to make

A nickname so long it’s like a speech. People use it to make you feel dumb and show off.

My name is B-chomp to the double pump fakie. I just want to be called B-chomp.

My nickname is B-chomp to the double pump fakie. It’s like my name is a joke.

My friend got that nickname because he failed everything. Again.