B Bug
A white Macedonian boy so thick he could break a taco in half, and he’s also the new Hentai God and Tai Chi Champ
He tried to do tai chi in a taco shop and got kicked out for being too thick.
He texted me a picture of a cartoon dolphin wearing a crown and said, "This is what the Hentai God looks like."
My brother said B Bug is the only person who can beat him at tai chi and also eat a whole taco.