B Bombe
When a girl brings up her boyfriend like she’s trying to save a dying pet from a fire.
Guy: 'Hey, you're cute.' Girl: 'Thanks, but I'm taken.' Guy: 'So are my pants.'
Guy: 'We could be good together.' Girl: 'I have a boyfriend.' Guy: 'So do I. He’s named Kevin.'
Guy: 'You're amazing.' Girl: 'I know. But I’m also taken.' Guy: 'So am I. By my ex.'