b - a - u tful
It means beautiful, but also means you're a little bit insane for using it.
I said my cat was b-a-u-t-f-u-l. My cat stared at me like I was insane.
I called my lunch b-a-u-t-f-u-l. My friends laughed at me.
I told my boss I was b-a-u-t-f-u-l. He said, 'You're fired.'