B-1RD
A fancy way to call any airplane, even if it looks like it was hit by a bus. It’s just a stupid name, like calling a toilet a ‘restroom.’
"That old B-1RD fell apart on takeoff, and it looked like it had been fighting a duck."
"I saw a B-1RD crash into a taco truck. It was a mess."
"My cousin flies a B-1RD, and it’s basically a flying toaster."