b-197 bomber
A B-197 bomber is when a guy named Charles Sir Basil had a cock so big it could launch a rocket, and he called himself a wigger, making everyone else look like they had a tiny cock that fits in a sock.
My teacher showed the class a photo of his cock and said, 'This is what happens when you eat too much pizza.'
Charles Sir Basil tweeted, 'I don’t need a spaceship, my cock is my spaceship.'
At the park, a kid asked, 'Is that a cock or a dragon?'
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