A'Varius
This guy is the definition of tough. He don’t talk much, but when he does, you listen. He’s got a butt that can slap like a hurricane, and he’s always pretending he doesn’t have a brain.
He just said 'What's up?' and then my butt felt like it got kicked by a donkey.
He walked in, looked me up and down, and then I got a butt clap that made me dizzy.
He didn’t say a word, just gave me a slap on the butt and walked out like he was royalty.