a'raia
A'raia is the friend who will save your life with cookies but will also make you walk around barefoot if you even look at her wrong.
You: I'm gonna eat your cookie. A'raia: I'll hide your shoe and your snack.
You: I'm going to take a nap. A'raia: I'll spam you with 1000 emojis and bitmojis.
You: I'm not talking to you. A'raia: I'll kick your butt until you cry.