a'pcha
A magical word you yell when you're so shocked, mad, or hard you can't think straight. It's like a swear word combo for all your feelings at once.
A'pcha! My mom just texted me a picture of my brother eating a taco at 2 a. m.
A'pcha! My dog ate my homework and my cat laughed at me.
A'pcha! My crush asked me out and I forgot my pants.