A&M VIEWS
Hey, *taps mic* like you’re trying to fix it. Who doesn’t want to hear some dumb, weird thought from someone you don’t know about something that doesn’t matter? We’re the smartest, most annoying, most beautiful people who made this to torture you with other people’s nonsense.
My neighbor thinks pizza is a vegetable. That’s not a view. That’s a lie.
I once cried because my coffee was cold. That’s not a view. That’s a tragedy.
My cousin thinks clouds are evil. I don’t know why I listen to her.