A&M VIEWS
Hello there, *taps mic* like a idiot. Why would anyone not love hearing some weird, gross opinion from some random person about something dumb? We're the hottest, most annoying, most brainy bunch here to make you suffer through other people's stupid thoughts.
Why would you eat cereal for dinner? I once tried it and it haunted me.
My ex's dog thinks he's a king. That's not a view. That's a curse.
I saw a guy wear socks with sandals. I had to leave the room.