A'Jarrius
A'Jarrius is a mess of energy who talks like they're in a movie and can't spell their way out of a paper bag. They'll be a total jerk one second and then give you a free snack the next.
He sent me a DM that said, 'You’re a loser, but here’s a bag of chips.'
He yelled at the pizza guy for 10 minutes and then gave him a tip.
He called my teacher 'a fat grandma' but then helped me with my homework.